Oct 27, 2008

Q & A

THE MOST RANDOM POST.... I HAD JUST PUT TO MYSELF SOME QUESTIONS(randomly) AND GAVE THEIR ANSWERS!!!

GO THROUGH!!! QUESTIONS ARE BEING PUT BY ME AND ANSWERS BY RASPUTIN(R) AND FAKIR(F)



ME:   What will a person do if the time stops respecting its boundaries??

R & F:   Probably he will start respecting his boundaries!!!!


ME:   What will happen if the Earth stops and the Sun start revolving around it?

R & F:   Earth will be called Sun and Sun the Earth… the only difference that we will be called inhabitants of Sun and not earth…. One more thing can happen… humans will start respecting their natural satellites more than they do it now!!!


ME:  Why the television is called “idiot box”?

R & F:   Cause some idiots are too unruly to respect one of the best inventions of human kind!!!


ME:  It is said that even humans belong to the animal league! Why?

R & F:  Who says that? Probably someone who is not proud of being human!!


ME:  Why was our planet divided into continents, countries, states, districts, cities… and so on and so forth??

R & F:    This was stuff carried out by some so called discoverers like Columbus, Vasco De Gamma etc. Even now I can’t get answer to the simple query of mine that were they so blind that they couldn’t see the whole planet as single!!!

Our great politicians and bureaucrats are following the same path as the sailors and the discoverers did… they are busy eyeing different corners of the Earth… You know what I really think; “divide and rule” wasn’t the English philosophy. It was there since the beginning!!



ME:  Are you satisfied with the present scenario of our country?

R & F:  What country? I just said, I consider Earth as a whole! If you speak about Earth, probably I would cross question you like, “are you at all satisfied by the present scenario of our planet as a whole?”

You just can’t change a single side of the glass sphere, if one side is dark, all the sides remain so!!!... Sphere doesn’t have any edges or sides or corners… Our great discoverers found out that earth is not flat… its spherical but when it came to their interests, they treated earth as the most flat thing available and thus we can see the divisions!!

 


i just hope that everyone who reads it likes it... more than like... gives a thought to it... i am ready to all the criticism and so are my "R" & "F" who though different consider themselves to be one as they know they reside in the same place...thats ME!!!...:)


SWYAMBHU ki kripa sabpe bani rahe!!!...:)

2 comments:

anu said...

very nice post.......
completely different from the previous posts,would definetly compell people to give a thought on what you said.

"Sphere doesn’t have any edges or sides or corners… Our great discoverers found out that earth is not flat… its spherical but when it came to their interests, they treated earth as the most flat thing available and thus we can see the divisions!!"

marvolous........:)
keep writing.:)

Unknown said...

:)
thnku!!!
:)

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